genius

I realized this morning that alex is a true genius. I was able to prove this when I realized this morning that I have no idea when my flight is and cant find my itinerary. I forgot to wash my clothes so I am in a panic to do it at 7 AM. I forgot to tell my landlord that the heat is out for some reason so I have to take a cold shower. My apartment is a mess, filled with horseshoe crabs and paintings that dont even fit in it, spilled india ink and the only thing in my fridge is pepsi and takeout chicken wings I forgot to eat. I just remembered I probably need my passport for extra ID. My ego would prefer to call this the art of genius as opposed to a simple mess of a person. I am most excited to get away!